I WAS RESTING ON THE FUZZ OF A GIANT PEACH

I was resting on the fuzz of a giant peach and the softness felt so good against my naked body. I yawned lazily and rolled over and felt my pubic hair mesh with the peach fuzz and it's softness intertwining with my beard and it's gentle buoyancy was a dream. Just as I was wondering how I got so lucky, it started rolling down the mountain and I had to leap up from my dreamy stupor and start running on the spot so as to stay on top of the peach. Naked and flailing, I felt rather less relaxed than I did during the pube nestling era detailed earlier.

A HORSE BIT A BIG CHUNK OUT OF MY FLANK

A horse bit a big chunk out of my flank and organs were oozing out and making my white shirt sticky and red, not to mention it having a big hole bitten out of it. "Hey, Horse!" I said, "this a fancy double gauze cotton shirt you just ruined. You gonna pay for that?" The horse gave a snooty harrumph and turned it's head and trotted away. As more and more blood and organs and goop seeped out of my gaping wound I felt myself growing lightheaded and closer to death, but my raging indignation at this breach of social etiquette would surely keep me alive at least another few minutes.

I CAN'T CRY JUST LIKE THAT

"I can't cry just like that", he said, "you gonna have to slap me around me a little if we gonna get these tears into the jar and turf it off the cliff and satisfy Poseidon". So she slapped him around good, back and front handed. He was getting red-faced and trembling in the lip a little, but it wasn't coming fast enough. She grabbed a poker out the fire and started thinking about terrible things she could come up with about his mother and about the the puppy dog that had died the day after Christmas when he was five.

CHEEPING BIRDS WAITING FOR THEIR MOTHER TO VOMIT UP SOME FOOD

Cheeping bird waiting for their mother to vomit up some food decide that that they want pop tarts, and not predigested pop tarts, some straight out of the packet, and hot cocoa too. Mother says, "OK, but we don't got no toaster or electricity or anything up here in the nest so you gonna have to climb onto me and i'll fly us over to people house and we'll sneak in and have some pop tarts". So the little cheeping birdies hop on and they cruise over and slip in through an open window. Then the cheeping little birdies get off their mothers back and the whole gang of them do that silly high stepping cat-burglar walk across the bench toward the pop tarts.

AS I WAS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED I DECIDED TO LEAVE MY BODY AND GO INSIDE THE CAMERA

As I was being photographed I decided to leave my body and go inside the camera. I passed through the lens and was almost cut in half by the shutter, but i made it through, Indiana Jones style, my spirit grabbing it's spirit hat at the last moment at the risk of getting it's spirit hand chopped off. I floated all through the inside of the camera, running my spirit fingers along it's gears and levers, smelling the film, laying along the curved surfaces. It was a holy place.

A PEACEFUL RODENT SLEEPS MOST OF IT'S LIFE AWAY

A peaceful rodent sleeps most of it's life away, emerging only to root around for food in the long grass and to briefly sun it's belly. On one particular occasion of belly sunning, a hawk swoops down and clutches the rodent in it's claws. The claws fit so snugly against it's belly, there is pain but it's a goooooood pain. The rodent knows the hawk can feel something there too. As they fly back toward the hawk's rocky cave home, it looks down now and then and makes eye contact with the rodent. Hard eye contact. It still isn't sure whether it will eat the rodent or attempt to make a life together, but it knows these raw, fresh feelings are making it hard to concentrate on flapping.

GOOEY FEELINGS

Gooey feelings can both impede and make ones life easier to circumnavigate. The nausea can make it difficult to eat foods and thus maintain the engine that powers ones legs, arms and head, but the floating can be useful for passing through a crowd of people by simply hovering over the top of them and bobbing your way through the air with a dopey look on your face. Overall, i will give gooey feelings an 8.5 out of ten and recommend them to those who appreciate tension and altered states and purple clouds.