EGGS SPLATTERING ON THE SIDEWALK

Eggs splattering on the sidewalk, the gooey remains crawl up the pant leg of a passing businessman, tickling his follicles and nestles in his underwear. he likes it very much, which he shows with a slight upturn in the left corner of his moth. The egg attempts to crawl inside him but his cast iron butt plug has him sealed tight. The egg becomes frustrated and starts to brood. In the middle of his meeting, the egg slithers it's way back down his leg, crawls across the room and leaps onto the face of the Japanese CEO with whom our businessman is about to close his deal. "SEE!", think/says the egg. "SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR THWARTING MY NEEDS?"