STRUCK BY THIS TERRIBLE TEENAGE CONDITION

Struck by this terrible teenage condition, her bones boiled, her head pulsed, her guts constricted and pushed up against her lungs. She broke out in sweats till the whole room was soaked. Suddenly, her entire body cracked in half, and a throbbing green entity stepped out, slimy and cool. It shuddered for a minute and then shot upwards, tearing through the roof and into the stratosphere. It passed the moon and the sun and shot through a black hole and found itself in a place my dull human brain could not begin to fathom. This was a nice place to rest for a while. The teenage creature suspended herself in space and exhaled deeply.