CHRISTMAS WITH SATAN

Christmas with Satan is such a delightful time. He puts aside all his evildoing and just takes some time to enjoy his friends and eat pineapple and make eggnog. By god, he goes nog crazy. He likes to make a very traditional batch and then a whole heap of others with different spices and little bits of fancy liqueurs. By the time you've tasted them all you're in a deep noggy coma, face down and dribbling on Satan's shag pile carpet with Satan's cat pawing at your face.