I open this page and think of a couple words to start with, then I type without stopping till I have a paragraph.Then I press publish. No pausing. No editing. (I fix up the spelling and the odd bit of punctuation to make it more in line with what my brain was thinking and my fingers were trying to type, but I don't add or remove any words) ........... Find LITTLE VISIONS VOL 1 in audiobook and zine format at https://bridesofchrist.bandcamp.com/album/little-visions-vol-1-audiobook
Friday, April 24, 2015
NOW LISTEN HERE YOU CRUMB BUMS
Now listen here you crumb bums, I've worked too long and hard building this giant living yacht for you to fuck it up. Just pull your pulleys and levers at the right time and when I say starboard and other nautical terms like that, I expect you to know what they mean, and even if I am using them incorrectly I expect you to deduce the proper meaning and know what needs to be done to sail us around the horn of good cape safely. I'll be up on the bow wearing a cape and blowing a horn and having the horn, don't get too close to me because I may explode. And make sure you eat plenty of vegetables to prevent scurvy.
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