DRUMSTICKS

Drumsticks. Chicken drumsticks. Playing drums with chicken drumsticks. It gets the drums all greasy. And it only makes a real dull thocking sound. But if you hungry, you can chew on some chicken between beats. And then the sticks get more bony and it changes the sound. So each bite give you a different sound to play with throughout the song. Maybe you wanna take a big old bite just before the breakdown to get a real bony rickey tick sound. I dunno what you vegetarian drummers gonna do. I guess you gonna have to have a chicken biter on standby to bite the chicken to your specifications at any moment.