LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES, SHORTY

Let me take you to the movies, shorty. I'm sure later on you will be my baby. How am I so sure? Because I came here from the future, using a teleportation device that has since been destroyed. I can never go back. The only way is forward. But I know that in the future you too will be sent through the mists of time and in a shocking development, while you are now my date, in the future you will in fact be my child! They explained to me how this all works at some point but to be honest I was totally zoning out and didn't compute any of it. Not showing a great deal of perspicacity.