IF YOU CAN'T PICK TULIPS IN YOUR DREAMS

If you can't pick tulips in your dreams because you have no hands, just pick them with your mouth, you may even get some of that sweet pollen in your mouth and become engorged like a bee, honey spilling out of your pores and making you sticky and attractive to the opposite sex of many creatures. you may be chased down the highway by randy mooses and mouses and think twice next time you decide to have a dream with no hands.