IF I HAD A TICKET

If I had a ticket to get on a submarine, I would use that ticket and then I would hijack the submarine and take it into international waters and run a pirate radio station for all the deep sea fishes with glow sticks hanging off their heads. I will play them deep house with lots of sub bass and they will groove on it real nice and I will be doing my community service for the undersea fishes. I know some of you like me doing my community service for you on-the-land people, but I been doing that for ten years, it's time to throw the fishies a little sugar.