TREACHEROUS PIRATES GOT INSIDE MY MOUTH

Treacherous pirates got inside my mouth and stole all my fillings and then the holes got all filled up with food and fucked up my dental hygiene, and by the time I noticed they were gone with the wind. "Damn you, Bluebeard!", I shouted, "this wasn't part of the deal!", shaking my fist impotently in the air. My mother told me never to make deals with pirates, especially treacherous pirates. I mean, when they all have jackets with "treacherous pirates" embroidered on the back, you can' blame anyone but yourself for being grifted.