ANCIENT ROMAN WOMEN IN FASHIONABLE BIKINIS

Ancient roman women in fashionable bikinis do aerobics to the sounds of their old-timey italian opera music and long for the day when they can have proper 80s exercise funk to do their aerobics to. It has been foretold in the scriptures, and they hold out hope that some day their children's children's children's children's children's children will be grooving and sweating to Olivia Newton John and Chaka Khan. What a glorious future. They try to imagine what this music might sound like. It is a tantalizing vision for the internal brain ear.