A SQUASHED CAT PEELED ITSELF OFF THE HIGHWAY

A squashed cat peeled itself off the highway and slowly made it's way into the bushes, tottering on it's hind legs. As it wandered through the forest, squirrels, chipmunks, raccoons, and other animals stared agog at this two dimensional creature walking among them. As she approached the cat looked solid enough. but when she walked past and they saw how truly flat she was, they had to blink and wonder if last nights acorns had somehow fermented into a psychedelic fungus. On and on she stumbled through the woods, bit by bit getting the hang of this squished hind-legged walking until soon she was strolling with a confident gate and a trilby hat cocked rakishly on her head.