IF YOU DO THE HULLY GULLY

If you do the hully gully in the pale moonlight, right on the edge of the equator, it is that said that the earth will open up and dancing fire sprites will dance around you with twinkling mischief in their eyes. They will be setting everything you own alight, but you will be so enraptured by the flickering flames and the feeling of wonder that you too will dance without a care in the world, doing the hully gully, the swim, the pachanga, the mambo, the mess around, the swim, the nino nino, and all manner of outlandish steps made up on the spot, hopping about madly as your feet recoil from the hot coals upon which you dance. You will have the time of your life.