BIEBER DANCED AROUND THE BARRIO

Bieber danced around the barrio for all of his Colombian beliebers. The sun was shining and they were happy to forget about their poverty for a moment and enjoy the contortions of the famous american cherub. He danced more and more furiously, sweat pooling around him, then he burst into flame and rose into the sky, arms outstretched in a Madonna pose. The beliebers dropped to their knees and screamed. Justin let out a low guttural roar that shook the ground. The beliebers trembled in fear. It was unclear now whether he was an agent of God or Lucifer.