I SLIPPED INTO A STATE OF DELIRIOUS INFANTILISM

I slipped into a state of delirious infantilism at the supermarket checkout, rolling on the floor and making goo goo gaga soiunds. My state was so believeable that despite my adult frame and clothing the other patrons and staff truly believed I was an abandoned child. Nobody quite knew what to do with themselves besides frown and say "so sad, so sad". Eventually the police took me away and when I came to I was living in a foster home in Glenrowan and enrolled in Grade 6. That had been quite a fugue state. Things seemed to be going quite well in this new life, I had a best friend name Barry and I seeemd to be quite good at table tennis. I'd need to have a Big M and think about whether I carried on or tried to return to the ruins of my old life in Coburg.